January 2011
190 posts
infiniteatlas asked: I am boycotting your formspring. And you'll forgive me for doing so because I'm going to compliment you. You're wonderful<3.
Today my bitch gave me head on my couch. Thats...
You know how I said I'd be happier anywhere but...
I can’t wait to move back in with my drug dealer roommate in a frozen college town.
Blaire's Lullaby: A random ghetto guy saw the... →
labyrintho:
A random ghetto guy saw the notes I printed out for my Sexual Behavior class and walked by me and said “Ohhhh, you diirrtty” and now I’m sitting in the library with my fucking gigantic Human Sexuality textbook and the next chapter I am taking notes on is Sexual Anatomy… which is basically a chapter full of pictures of nipples, dicks, vags, clits, and everything else… I need to find...
IT'S A PARTY BITCHES
frozenwithfear-livingwithpride:
The Drunk Bitches be like
The Niggas be like
The Party Sluts be like
The Divas be like
The Rich Chicks be like
The Hot Guys be like
The Pot Heads be like
That Guy You Thought Was Straight be like
The Ghetto Gurls be like
The 9yr Olds be like
The Hipsters be like
The Queens be like
That Weird Girl be like
The Drunk Frat Boys...
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Sometimes I'm just singing along to a song and...
justchasingwind:
-allyouwanted:
And then I try to record myself singing or something and just think, dear god I sound like a dying animal
OKAY, so I’m not the only one then!
It’s just the acoustics of the shower making me think I’m good…
I don't see myself being older then 29
