December 2009
25 posts
“What matters most is how well you walk through the fire. Burning in water,...”
– Paper Airplane Machine by Meriwether
Dec 31st
Dec 27th
“I whispered in her ear: Fear me dear, for I am Death, I’ll take your...”
– Braille (For Stevie Wonder’s Eyes Only) by Bring Me The Horizon
Dec 27th
Freudian Slip
A man arrives at work with a smile and his coworker asks him, “What are you so happy about?”. He says “I had a freudian slip this morning.” “A freudian slip?” says his friend.   “Yeah. I said what I was thinking and not what I meant to say. I’ll explain. I was in the deli this morning, the checkout girl was very helpful but she had large breasts - so...
Dec 23rd
“Take off your makeup, put down the camera, choke on the drama that makes me...”
– Girl’s a Straight Up Hustler by All Time Low
Dec 22nd
“Love, love, love is hot now, But love is getting old.”
– Know Yourself by Meriwether
Dec 21st
Evan: You're so stupid! You should dye your hair blonde, it'd fit you better.
Stephanie: Ugh, are you saying I'm ugly?!
Dec 20th
“You also agree that you will not use these products for… the development,...”
– iTunes EULA
Dec 19th
“Tonight I’ll make my way into your house; I must, I’ve lusted for...”
– …And We All Have A Hell by From First to Last
Dec 18th
“In the meadow we could build a snowman And pretend that he is Charlie Brown...”
– Winter Wonderland by Hellogoodbye
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
“I’ll wear your skin as a suit, pretend to be you, Your friends will like...”
– Ride the Wings of Pestilence by From First to Last
Dec 16th
“Theres poison in my drinking glass, Don’t stop just sip it down And in a...”
– Martini Kiss by Senses Fail
Dec 16th
“I said I wanted some more attention, I thought I wanted a story ending.”
– Angela Baker and My Obsession With Fire by Senses Fail
Dec 15th
“You know, mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. But a kiss can be even...”
– Batman Returns
Dec 14th
I just haven’t been myself lately… or at least the self I thought I was and would like to be.
Dec 13th
I’m perfect, and yet I’m the worst there is.
Dec 13th
“SO IT’S TIME FOR DOOM PREPARE FOR TOTAL DOMINATION YOU HAVE A UNIBROW”
– Boom Snap Clap by The Irish Front
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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“I can’t believe that you deceived me for so long I fought for us but I...”
– The Risk by LoveHateHero
Dec 11th
“I don’t believe in God, but I’m afraid of him.”
– Usual Suspects
Dec 11th
“Hour by hour, day by day. Your memory will fade away. Every sunrise, every...”
– (I Used To Make Out With) Medusa - Bring Me The Horizon
Dec 10th
“Tell me, tell me all your poison thoughts, I’m listening Tell me, tell me...”
– Sometimes They Come Back by Schoolyard Heroes
Dec 8th
“Give me clarity. Give me reasons. Give me answers. Flash.”
– Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk
Dec 5th
Hollywoodemia by LoveHateHero
We’re on our knees With our fingers in our throats To fit into the smallest jeans We’re on our knees Counting carbs and calories Slaves to this routine It’s such a shame Diseased, this city is, spread by magazines And movie scenes that almost could Welcome you to Hollywood Diseased, this city is We’re flying high on hopes and dreams And crash land to reality Killing...
Dec 5th